♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
Iggy: OH, LOOK, GRANDPA.
THAT'S EITHER CENTRAL PARK,
OR ELSE SOME RICH GUY'S GOT A HUGE BACKYARD, RIGHT?
HEATHCLIFF!
GRANDMA, WHAT'S THAT BIG BUILDING
STICKING WAY OUT INTO THE PARK?
OH, THAT'S THE HOME OF MY OLD GIRLFRIEND
BACK WHEN I LIVED HERE IN NEW YORK CITY.
YOU NEVER LIVED IN NEW YORK,
AND I'M YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND.
IGGY, THAT LARGE BUILDING IS WHERE WE'RE GOING--
THE MUSEUM.
[GRUNTING]
HA HA HA!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY LEASH PETS.
HUMANS CAUSE MUCH MORE DAMAGE.
THEN AGAIN, THEY DO PAY FOR THE PET FOOD.
DANGEROUS WORK.
OOH! IT REMINDS ME OF WASH DAY.
WATCH OUT FOR THE ALLIGATORS DOWN THERE.
ALLIGATORS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GRANDPA?
IGGY, BELOW US THERE ARE MILES AND MILES
OF DARK, LONELY PLACES FOR ALLIGATORS TO ROAM.
EXCUSE ME.
BUFFALOROAM.
OOH! ALLIGATORS SLITHER,
BUT NOT IN THE NEW YORK CITY SEWER SYSTEM.
THAT'S ONLY A MYTH.
NOTICE HOW THESE WORKERS STAY IN BUNCHES?
THEY'RE AFRAID.
THEY EVEN LEAVE IN A GROUP.
SOMEDAY, SOMEONE-- A NEW HERO--
WILL BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO BRING ONE UP.
THAT SOMEONE WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER
AS THE ONE WHO MADE NEW YORKERS FACE THE TRUTH--
DANGER LURKS JUST A FLUSH AWAY.
Iggy: GREEN LIGHT.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU--NO.
THE ONLY FURS WE ACCEPT ARE FURS THAT ARE DEAD--
UH, NOT ALIVE.
SO UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO SKIN YOUR CAT--
LISTEN HERE, HONEY PIE--
GRANDPA!
WILL YOU DO IT FOR $5.00?
IT WILL BEHAVE, RIGHT?
I'LL BEHAVE...
LIKE A TORNADO.
10 BUCKS.
THERE ISN'T A SHOPPING BAG IN THE WORLD
THAT CAN HOLD ME.
[GRUNTING]
I'LL BREAK OUT OF HERE,
AND I'M GOING TO CATCH ME AN ALLIGATOR, TOO--
MYTH OR NO MYTH.
THEN I'LL GET THE RESPECT I DESERVE.
Woman: DON'T TRY IT, ANIMAL.
MIGHT AS WELL CHECK OUT MY TEMPORARY QUARTERS.
AAH!
UGH!
[GROANING]
WHY DIDN'T THEY CARPET THIS PLACE?
NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST CLIMB UP THE LADDER
AND SLIDE THE COVER OFF.
[LOUD ROARING]
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
I'LL JUST FIND ANOTHER ONE.
HELP!
[CRASH]
YOU KNOW, ANYONE CAN COME TO NEW YORK CITY
AND GO TO A MUSEUM, BUT HOW MANY TOURISTS
MAKE THE EFFORT TO SEE THE REALNEW YORK?
[LOUD ROARING]
TIME TO MOVE ON.
OH, NO NEED TO GO THAT WAY.
[LOUD ROARING]
HEY, I'M FLEXIBLE.
Grandpa: A MENACE...
SOMEDAY SOMEONE WILL BE BRAVE ENOUGH
TO BRING ONE UP.
SOMEONE WILL BE BRAVE ENOUGH--
A NEW HERO.
I CAN BAG AN ALLIGATOR.
[LOUD ROARING]
THE QUESTION IS, DO I WANT TO BAG AN ALLIGATOR?
THAT'S NEVER BEEN ONE OF MY GOALS...
BUT I AM HEATHCLIFF,
AND I AM GOING TO GET ONE!
WHAT'S AN ALLIGATOR-- A DOG WITH SHORT LEGS?
NOW, WHERE IS THAT WIMPY CREATURE?
[LOUD ROARING]
NO NEED FOR A COMPASS. HERE WE GO.
FREEZE, LIZARD-FACE! HOLD IT RIGHT--
UH, NO OFFENSE, MR. GATOR, SIR.
[QUIETLY] AND NOW THAT HE'S OFF GUARD...
HEY!
ALL RIGHT!
I GIVE UP!
EAT ME PEACEFULLY.
JUST SWALLOW AND SKIP THE CHEWING.
[LAUGHTER]
SURE, YOU LOST,
BUT YOU WENT THE DISTANCE.
[IMITATING ROCKY] YO, ADRIAN, I LOVE YOU.
HA HA HA!
[PANTING]
JUST WHAT I NEED-- SOMEPLACE TO REST.
HUH?
[GASPING]
WHOA!
MY NAME IS HEATHCLIFF. WHAT'S YOURS?
WHAT'S THE MATTER-- CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
HA HA HA!
I LIKE YOUR ENTHUSIASM,
BUT I DIDN'T MEAN THATCLOSE.
I'VE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING!
NICE MOVE. SHH.
[GROWLING]
[ROARING]
HA HA HA!
I CAME TO CAPTURE AN ALLIGATOR,
AND I'M GOING TO CAPTURE AN ALLIGATOR!
YEE-HA!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
OH, YEOW! OH! OH!
[ROARING]
WHOA!
I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
[SNARLING]
HUH?
WHOA!
AAH! AAH!
[ROARING]
[SCREAMING]
HUH!
[GRUNTING]
HUH?
OH!
All: 1, 2, 3!
SO, MANY THANKS TO THIS BRAVE CAT
WHO FOUND THE NEW YORK ZOO'S MISSING ALLIGATOR.
THANK YOU.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
UH, YOUR CAT SKIPPED TOWN.
HERE'S YOUR 10 BUCKS BACK.
THERE'S OUR HEATHCLIFF!
Iggy: HEATHCLIFF!
LUCKY US!
GUESS I LOOKED IN THE WRONG BAG.
NOWDO YOU BELIEVE ME ABOUT THE GATORS?
[OFF-KEY] ♪ WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU
♪ I KNEW IT WAS LOVE
[GUITAR PLAYING]
♪ YOUR CLAWS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A... ♪
UH, UH...
LOVE.
NO. WHAT RHYMES WITH "LOVE"?
"DOVE" RHYMES WITH "LOVE."
RIGHT.
♪ YOUR CLAWS ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A DOVE'S ♪
♪ YOUR FACE SHONE SO BRIGHT ♪
♪ IN THE RAYS OF THE SUN ♪
♪ I KNEW FOREVER WE WOULD HAVE ♪
AH, WRITING A LOVE SONG FOR CLEO.
AIN'T THAT SWEET, GUYS?
HUH?
HE'S IN LOVE!
THAT'S NICE.
HA HA HA!
I'M TOO COOL TO TELL CLEO I LOVE HER.
SHE KNOWS THAT.
IN FACT, WHEN WE FIRST MET,
SHE GOT TO SEE HOW COOL I REALLY AM.
WHAT A DAY THAT WAS.
OH, NO. HERE WE GO.
WE MET IN THE SCRATCHING POST,
ONE OF THE TOUGHEST HANGOUTS AROUND.
THIS PLACE WAS SO TOUGH
GARBAGEMEN WERE AFRAID TO PICK UP THE TRASH,
BUT THAT DIDN'T BOTHER ME. I KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.
GRR...
UH, HERE, MR. RIFFRAFF.
WOULD YOU LIKE MY CHAIR?
HUH?
YES, SIR, MR. RIFFRAFF. WHAT CAN I GET YOU, SIR?
A MILK.
YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
[POURING MILK]
WOW!
Riffraff, voice-over: THAT'S WHEN I FIRST SAW HER.
HEY, BABY, THE TIME IS RIGHT
FOR YOU AND ME TONIGHT.
WHO, ME? YOU LIKE ME?
YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK MY DATE.
THIS IS GOON AND HIS TWO BROTHERS.
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU BOYS WANT?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE IS.
UH, YOUR AUTOGRAPH.
Riffraff, voice-over: NATURALLY, I REFUSED
AND TOOK CLEO OUT OF THERE
BEFORE I HAD TO CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE.
YEAH.
CLEO KNEW I WAS THE COOLEST CAT AROUND.
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I EVER HEARD.
CLEO! AAH!
UGH!
YEAH, GEE, CLEO, WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT HOW COOL RIFFRAFF IS.
I HEARD. RIFFRAFF TOLD YOU
ONE SIDE OF THE STORY-- THE WRONGSIDE.
WE MET AT THE SCRATCHING POST, ALL RIGHT.
I WAS OUT WITH GOON THAT NIGHT.
HEY, CLEO, BABY,
YOU'RE HERE WITH THE STRONGEST CAT IN THE WORLD.
MAKES YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
[SARCASTICALLY] TREMENDOUS.
YEAH?
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING!
AAH!
UGH!
H-HI, GUYS. WHO'S WINNING?
EXCUSE ME. I'M LEAVING NOW.
WATER.
[LAUGHTER]
I CAN'T FIND MY BRUSH.
I'LL HELP YOU, BABE.
HUH?
HERE IT IS.
AAH!
UGH!
WHO DID THAT?
[RIFFRAFF STAMMERING]
AAH!
Cleo: COME ON, GOON. PUT HIM DOWN.
WOW.
SURE THING, BABY.
AAH!
OOH!
COME ON, GUYS. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOFTBALL?
UGH!
AAH!
OOH!
[BOTTLES SHATTERING]
AAH! AAH!
YEOW!
UGH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
GOON AND HIS BROTHERS ARE OUT COLD.
WE'D BETTER GO NOW.
I REALLY SHOWED THEM, HUH?
KNOCKED THEIR LIGHTS RIGHT OUT.
RIFFRAFF NEVER THREW A PUNCH.
ONCE THE TRUTH COMES OUT,
WE SEE IT WASN'T MUCH OF A BOUT.
IF YOU GUYS SAW THE SIZE OF THIS MONSTER,
YOU'D TURN KITTY, TOO!
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU'LL SEE GOON TODAY.
TODAY?!
I CAME TO TELL YOU-- GOON AND HIS BROTHERS
ARE HEADING INTO TOWN ON THE 12:00 TRAIN.
THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY GOT ONE HOUR TO CATCH
THE 11:55 TRAIN OUT OF TOWN.
HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK AT OUR BRAVE LEADER TURN FRAIDY-CAT.
I'M NOT A FRAIDY-CAT. I'M A SMART CAT--
SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE BEFORE I LOSE MY WHISKERS.
YEAH, RIFFRAFF, ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE CLEO?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL STAY.
I KNEW HE WOULD.
RIFFRAFF'S REALLY BRAVE UNDERNEATH.
YEAH, HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE FIGHTING THIS GUY
IF HE'S SLEEPING.
THIS WILL WAKE HIM UP.
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? WHAT TIME IS IT?
TIME TO SHAPE UP OR GET BEAT UP.
LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
[BELL RINGING]
[TRAIN APPROACHING]
[GULP]
AH, I BET THESE GUYS
ARE WIMPS, WEAKLINGS, NERDS!
YOU KNOW THE KIND--
ALL TALK AND NO ACTION.
OK, LET'S FIND RIFFRAFF.
HEY, YOUR FRIENDS JUST SHOWED UP,
AND I THINK THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU...
UNLESS YOU'D LIKE CLEO TO GREET THEM.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL SHOW THEM!
UH-OH.
IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, RIFFRAFF,
SAY IT TO MY FACE.
YOU SEE, WHAT I HAD IN MIND, UH,
IS THAT SOMETIMES, UH...
All: COME ON, SAY IT! GO ON!
GOON, THIS TOWN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE TWO OF US.
YOU CAN LEAVE ANYTIME.
HEY, RIFFRAFF, HOW'S MY GIRL CLEO?
THAT'S FUNNY.
SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
THAT'S THE ONLY FIGHT I EVER LOST.
YOU AND ME GOT SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GOON?
DID YOU GO TO ALL THIS EXPENSE
TO COME ACROSS THE COUNTRY JUST TO BEAT ME UP?
ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T. I CAME TO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.
I THINK YOU MAKE A WONDERFUL COUPLE.
I ALWAYS FELT BAD
ABOUT THAT TIME I ROUGHED YOU UP,
AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
YOU DO?
I HAVE TO CATCH A TRAIN HOME NOW,
BUT COULD YOU GIVE THESE TO CLEO
AND TELL HER HELLO?
YEAH, HE WASN'T SUCH A BAD GUY.
Cleo: RIFFRAFF!
RIFFRAFF, I'M PROUD OF YOU.
YOU USED YOUR BRAINS, NOT YOUR BRAWN--
WHAT LITTLE YOU HAVE.
BUT THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU.
HERE'S SOME FLOWERS I BOUGHT.
BOW WOW WOW WOW!
IF YOU LET YOUR PUPPY CHEW AN OLD SHOE OR SLIPPER,
HE JUST MIGHT CHEW UP YOUR NEW SHOES AND SLIPPERS.
A PUPPY CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
SO GIVE HIM A BONE OR A PIECE OF RAWHIDE.
THAT'LL DO THE TRICK.
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